A marriage is a great deal of work: even those couples who have spent the majority of their lives together would at times fight. Gratefully, in a balanced relationship one half dependably has the ideal answer to the next half’s complaints!

In the wake of being married for fifty years, I watch carefully my significant other one day and stated, “Fifty years back we had a modest house, a garbage auto, slept on a couch and watched a 10—inch black and white TV, yet I got the opportunity to lay down with a hot 23—year—old young lady every night.

Presently, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 auto, a huge bed and an immense screen TV, yet I’m laying down with a 73—year—old lady. I can’t help thinking that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My better half is an extremely sensible lady. She told me to go out and find a hot 23—year—old young lady and she would ensure that I would at the end of the day be living in a shabby house, driving a garbage auto, mulling over a couch overnight and watching a 10—inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older ladies incredible? They truly know how to take care of an old person’s issues.