Every future mother think to a lot of things when pregnant and the responsibilities that go along with having a baby, there is nothing to laugh about. Truth be told, it’s just nerve-wracking.
However, one OB-GYN found a way to made every future mother to laugh, making their day less stressed than usual. A Redditor with the nickname YellowWoodenTable said she found a copy of the comical Q&A while she was at her OB appointment.
The funny rundown gives guidance on the best age for childbearing, infant’s first movements, feelings you could expect to have, info on epidurals, and so on.
This is what it said:
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby’s sex?
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out that you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
The post quickly went viral and the users from Reddit left a lot of positive and hilarious comments.