25 Reasons You Should Never Visit Texas

1. Everybody assumes that Texas is some sort of natural heaven.

enhanced-buzz-wide-13697-1421363500-8
Hamilton Pool, Texas

2. They couldn’t be more wrong.

edit-wide-14405-1421363786-6
Karnack, Texas

3. It’s not lovely by any means.

original-22609-1421364712-5
Gruene, Texas

4. Seasons aren’t even a thing here.

original-24845-1421436241-3
Vanderpool, Texas

5. It’s a place that is known for unending summer…

original-14379-1421364981-10
Mesquite, Texas

6. … and spring is basically nonexistent.

enhanced-buzz-wide-23095-1421428905-19
Helotes, Texas

7. The landscapes are totally disappointing.

enhanced-buzz-wide-24426-1421391188-17
Guadalupe Mountains, Texas

8. That is to say, who might really need to see this?

enhanced-buzz-wide-20013-1421391285-7
Inks Lake, Texas

9. On the other hand this?

enhanced-buzz-wide-2105-1421391930-19
Enchanted Rock, Texas

10. It’s only a dry abandon no man’s land.

enhanced-buzz-wide-32253-1421392063-7
Caddo Lake, Texas

11. Truly, it’s sooo dry!

enhanced-buzz-wide-18186-1421429464-7
Center Point, Texas

12. The entire state is practically level…

enhanced-buzz-wide-11058-1421430051-7
Big Bend National Park, Texas

13. … and a large portion of the land is totally featureless.

enhanced-buzz-wide-26572-1421392195-7
Palo Duro Canyon, Texas

14. The shorelines are gross…

original-19107-1421392383-3
Galveston, Texas

15. … and the rivers are a gigantic frustration.

original-18305-1421437361-3
McKinney State Park, Texas

16. Street trips through the state are a complete drag.

enhanced-buzz-wide-6934-1421429866-25
Chisos Mountains, Texas

17. There is literally nothing to see.

enhanced-buzz-wide-10527-1421429694-7
Santa Elena Canyon, Texas

18. The urban areas aren’t that incredible…

enhanced-buzz-wide-6969-1421431006-7
Dallas, Texas

19. … and some are flat-out ugly.

enhanced-buzz-wide-28060-1421437953-10
Austin, Texas

20. The dusks are unremarkable…

enhanced-buzz-wide-808-1421431190-13
Benbrook Lake, Texas

21. … and the night sky is horrendously dull.

enhanced-buzz-wide-1888-1421431506-8
Luckenbach, Texas

22. The wildlife is nothing strange.

enhanced-buzz-wide-5859-1421432475-12

23. That is to say, this is JUST a cat.

enhanced-buzz-wide-3174-1421432219-12
Los Fresnos, Texas

24. For real now, don’t come to Texas.

original-17292-1421364832-8
Wimberley, Texas

25. The absence of beauty will just disappoint you.

enhanced-buzz-wide-3177-1421433313-11
Palo Duro Canyon, Texas

EWWW!!!!

original-5859-1421437122-28

Spread the love