1. Everybody assumes that Texas is some sort of natural heaven.
Hamilton Pool, Texas
2. They couldn’t be more wrong.
Karnack, Texas
3. It’s not lovely by any means.
Gruene, Texas
4. Seasons aren’t even a thing here.
Vanderpool, Texas
5. It’s a place that is known for unending summer…
Mesquite, Texas
6. … and spring is basically nonexistent.
Helotes, Texas
7. The landscapes are totally disappointing.
Guadalupe Mountains, Texas
8. That is to say, who might really need to see this?
Inks Lake, Texas
9. On the other hand this?
Enchanted Rock, Texas
10. It’s only a dry abandon no man’s land.
Caddo Lake, Texas
11. Truly, it’s sooo dry!
Center Point, Texas
12. The entire state is practically level…
Big Bend National Park, Texas
13. … and a large portion of the land is totally featureless.
Palo Duro Canyon, Texas
14. The shorelines are gross…
Galveston, Texas
15. … and the rivers are a gigantic frustration.
McKinney State Park, Texas
16. Street trips through the state are a complete drag.
Chisos Mountains, Texas
17. There is literally nothing to see.
Santa Elena Canyon, Texas
18. The urban areas aren’t that incredible…
Dallas, Texas
19. … and some are flat-out ugly.
Austin, Texas
20. The dusks are unremarkable…
Benbrook Lake, Texas
21. … and the night sky is horrendously dull.
Luckenbach, Texas
22. The wildlife is nothing strange.
23. That is to say, this is JUST a cat.
Los Fresnos, Texas
24. For real now, don’t come to Texas.
Wimberley, Texas
25. The absence of beauty will just disappoint you.
Palo Duro Canyon, Texas